Gallows bait

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A human meatball that makes you so mad you’d kill them, just to get out of jail for life.

My cousin is gallows bait. He called me a fat flamingo in front of my mom.

That kid at the bus stop is gallows bait. He stole my lunch and my dignity.

My boss is gallows bait. She gave me a raise and then took it back.

Someone who is so annoying you’d kill them just to get a free ticket to the electric chair.

My neighbor is gallows bait. He plays his guitar at 3 a. m. every day.

My little brother is gallows bait. He eats my pizza and calls me a cheesehead.

My ex is gallows bait. She texted me a selfie at 2 a. m. and called me a ghost.

A person so infuriating you’d kill them just to get out of jail for life.

My teacher is gallows bait. She gave me a pop quiz on a Monday.

My dog is gallows bait. He chewed up my homework and my shoes.

My friend is gallows bait. He laughed at my failed science experiment.