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a guy on reddit who thinks he’s rich because he gets likes, even though he still lives in his mom’s basement and eats cereal for dinner
"I’m gonna be a millionaire by next week. Just wait.", posted at 3 AM after getting 100 upvotes
He DM’d me saying he’s gonna buy a house with his karma points.
He posted a picture of his cereal and called it a ‘luxury lifestyle.’
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a person who posts stupid stuff on reddit just to get attention, even if it’s just from a few other people who also post stupid stuff
He posted a 20-minute video of his cat sleeping and called it a masterpiece.
He replied to every comment with ‘I’m not done yet.’
He got 12 upvotes and cried in the comments.
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a guy who thinks he’s going to be rich just because he got a few likes on reddit, even though he still uses a flip phone and wears socks with sandals
He posted a picture of his flip phone and called it ‘the future of tech.’
He got 5 upvotes and immediately announced he was launching a billion-dollar company.
He wore socks with sandals to the grocery store and took a selfie for his next post.
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