Galloway Township

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Galloway Township is a giant mess in southern New Jersey where everything goes wrong. It’s got the size of a state and the chaos of a prison break.
I tried to go to the store and got pulled over for looking at the cop funny.
My cousin got arrested for spitting at a cop during lunch break.
The town council voted to name the trash can 'Mr. Galloway'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galloway is like a high school that never ended. Stockton College students make the bars cry every year, and the high school is full of dumb kids who think they’re cool.
My friend got kicked out of Absegami for wearing pajamas to class.
The bar got shut down for three days because of a pizza fight.
I saw a guy try to propose to a girl in the middle of the street.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galloway girls are like the worst kind of snacks, they look good, but they’re all bad inside. They chase any guy who blinks at them.
My brother dated three girls at the same time and none of them knew.
One girl tried to flirt with my dad at the grocery store.
A girl from Galloway texted me and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m already dating my uncle.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The cops in Galloway are like the worst teachers, they give you detention for no reason and love to make life hard for black people.
A guy got fined $500 for parking in the wrong spot.
A cop pulled me over just because I was eating a sandwich.
They arrested my friend for talking too loud on the phone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galloway’s town council is full of people who got in trouble and now run the town like it’s their own personal jail.
They voted to rename the street 'Main Street' for no reason.
They tried to make the trash can the mayor.
One council member got arrested during a meeting.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galloway Township is the wildest place in South Jersey. It's got the size of a state and the madness of a thousand bar fights.
The town threw a festival and it turned into a full-on riot.
A kid started a fire in the library and no one stopped him.
They tried to build a park, but it just became another parking lot.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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