Galloway surprise

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When you shove a fist full of greasy hash browns up someone’s butt like it’s a last-minute gift for a greasy, itchy, and very sore surprise.

My mom tried to surprise me with a Galloway surprise after I told her I’d rather eat dirt than do the dishes.

At the buffet, the guy next to me got a Galloway surprise from the fry chef who had a grudge.

My brother’s girlfriend gave him a Galloway surprise during a family dinner and no one forgot it.

When you drop a hot, greasy hash brown bomb in someone’s pants and call it a surprise.

At the gas station, I got a Galloway surprise from the guy who looked like he hadn’t slept in a week.

My crush gave me a Galloway surprise during a school lunch and now I have a rash.

The pizza guy tried to impress me with a Galloway surprise and I just laughed in his face.

When you throw extra crispy hash browns at someone like they owe you money and it ends up in their pants.

My dad got a Galloway surprise from my uncle during Thanksgiving and it was the worst part of the meal.

At the gym, the guy behind me got a Galloway surprise from the snack bar lady and now he’s crying.

I gave my teacher a Galloway surprise for not letting me take the test and now I have to clean the classroom.