gallorph

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The wobbly mess an obese person makes when they try to shuffle into bed like a drunk whale trying to lay eggs.

My dad tried to get in bed and looked like a sausage link trying to fit in a toaster.

She did the gallorph and spilled her entire coffee on my mom.

He did the gallorph and knocked over the lamp like it was his enemy.

When a fat person tries to move like a slug on a hot plate and ends up looking like a deflated balloon.

He did the gallorph and made the whole bed shake like it was having a seizure.

My sister did the gallorph and her hair looked like a traffic jam.

He tried to do the gallorph and ended up faceplanting the pillow.

The awkward shuffling of a fat person trying to get into bed like they’re doing a dance and forgot the music.

She did the gallorph and her pajamas looked like they were about to explode.

He did the gallorph and his dog ran out of the room screaming.

My brother did the gallorph and his mom yelled at him for being a mess.

When a fat person tries to move like a lumpy potato trying to get into a toaster and ends up looking like a broken robot.

He did the gallorph and his whole body shook like a soda can in a blender.

She did the gallorph and her cat ran away in terror.

My dad did the gallorph and his socks flew off like they were on a rocket.

The clumsy, wobbly way a fat person moves like a drunk bear trying to climb a tree and failing miserably.

He did the gallorph and fell off the bed like a sack of bricks.

She did the gallorph and her brother laughed so hard he cried.

My mom did the gallorph and her cat looked at her like she was crazy.

When a fat person moves like a melting ice cream cone trying to get into bed and ends up looking like a disaster.

He did the gallorph and his whole bed looked like it had been through a war.

She did the gallorph and her hair looked like it had been dragged through a hedge.

My brother did the gallorph and his dog ran out of the room like it was on fire.