gallopyermaggot

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A stupid old English tradition where men flash their wieners and juggle their guts while a bunch of villagers scream and throw dirt at them like they’re in a bad horror movie.

My uncle tried to do gallopyermaggot last year and got a bottle of wine for ejaculating first, but it was just cheap plonk.

The mayor of the village got so worked up during gallopyermaggot he peed on the green.

I watched my grandma do gallopyermaggot and she threw a chicken at a guy who didn’t ejaculate in time.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Men take off their pants and bounce their guts like a madman while everyone else yells at them until someone poops out a load of sperm and gets a wine bottle from the village’s most annoying virgin.

At the gallopyermaggot, my dad bounced so hard he fell over and landed in a pile of dirt.

The villagers threw eggs at the man who tried to fake ejaculating and he got covered in yolk.

My brother did gallopyermaggot and got a wine bottle, but it was just fizzy water.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A bunch of old guys take off their pants and shake their guts like they’re doing a dance-off while the whole village screams and throws stuff at them until someone pukes out a load of sperm and gets a wine bottle from a virgin.

I did gallopyermaggot once and my pants fell off and everyone laughed at me.

My neighbor tried to do gallopyermaggot and he farted instead of ejaculating.

The village virgin gave the first guy a wine bottle, but it was just grape juice.

by Slangipedia 3d ago