Galloping Lumpuckeroo

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Stool so runny it could win a race. Green or apricot colored like it’s been dyed by a mad scientist.

My dog ate a rainbow and then exploded.

I think my guts are trying to escape through my butt.

It was like a flood happened in my pants.

Poop so liquid it could be mistaken for soup. It looks like someone threw paint at your toilet.

I had to mop the floor after that one.

My pants were crying.

It was like a rainbow ran through my intestines.

Stool so loose it could be used as a slide. Green or apricot like it’s been cursed by a witch.

I had to take a shower after that disaster.

My butt was screaming.

It looked like my insides were having a party.

Poop that’s more like a waterfall than a pile. Green or apricot like it’s been poisoned by a fruit smoothie.

I had to change my pants three times.

My toilet was getting a divorce.

It looked like my guts were melting.

Stool so runny it could be a drink. It’s got the color of a sick fruit or a confused vegetable.

I had to clean the floor and my soul.

My toilet was traumatized.

It was like my insides were on fire.

Poop so liquid it could be a sports drink. Green or apricot like it’s been stolen from a fruit thief.

I had to take a vacation from my pants.

My butt was in a coma.

It looked like my guts were dancing.