galloping girl

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A walking disaster with horse genes and a head full of crazy hair that looks like it was thrown in a blender by a madman.

My cousin ran into a wall and still had hair flying everywhere. Total galloping girl.

She galloped through the grocery store like she was being chased by a bear. And a laser.

I tried to run like her, and I tripped over my own feet. She laughed like I just failed a math test.

A guy who runs like he’s been told by his mom he’ll get no dessert if he doesn’t move his arms like a clumsy ballet dancer.

He looked like a confused flamingo trying to fly during a math test. Total galloping girl.

My brother ran like he was being chased by a giant marshmallow. And he failed.

He waved his arms like he was trying to fly and still got tackled by a pizza box.