Galloping Gasmalacker

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A fancy way to say you’ve been turned into a human curry burp by the ghost of a ghost chef.

My dad had to sleep in the garage after eating that curry. He smelled like a dead goat in a sauna.

I told my girlfriend she was the reason I had to take a shower with my dog.

My mum called the hospital. She said I was going to die from the smell in my pants.

When your guts feel like they’ve been kicked by a goat and your breath smells like a dead fish in a swamp.

I couldn’t go to work because my boss said I smelled like a fart in a sock drawer.

My sister threw a pillow at me. She said I was the worst person ever.

I had to eat my dinner in the garden. I didn’t want to scare the birds.

The moment your stomach turns into a volcano and your bedroom becomes a smelly war zone.

My brother said I was the reason his dog ran away. It couldn’t take the stink anymore.

I had to use a fan in my room. It was like a sauna in there.

My dad said I was going to rot in the hallway. He wasn’t joking.