galloping dandruff

I told my mom I had the crabs, and she said, 'You’re 13. Of course you do.'

My crush asked me why I was scratching all the time. I said, 'I have the crabs. You don’t want to know.'

My brother got the crabs from the pool. Now he’s scratching like a mad dog.

My teacher said I had bitey dandruff, and I didn’t even know what that was.

My friend’s dog has bitey dandruff. Now he’s scratching like a maniac.

I got bitey dandruff from my brother. Now I’m scratching like I’m on fire.

My sister said I had dandruff with claws. I said, 'I’d rather have a zit.'

My dad got dandruff with claws from my mom. Now he’s scratching like a raccoon.

I got dandruff with claws from my crush. Now I’m scratching like I’m being tortured.