Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’ve had too many sweaty sex sessions with different sluts

My legs feel like they’ve been through a war. Galloping Cunt Rot is real.

I’ve had 7 different sluts this week. My body is giving up.

My roommate just called me a walking infection. I’m not mad, I’m proud.

2

Your privates are so used to getting fucked they’re going on strike

My privates are on strike. No more skanks until they give me a raise.

I’ve been with 12 different skanks. My privates are tired.

My privates just texted me: ‘I’m done. You’re getting a new pair.’

3

Your crotch smells like a dead animal and a skank had a baby

I walked into a room and my crotch smell scared the dog. It ran out screaming.

My crotch is so smelly I think it’s going to explode.

My crotch is like a skank’s baby. It’s just gross.

4

You’ve been with so many sluts your whole body is getting infected

I’ve had 10 sluts this week. My whole body is infected and I love it.

My body is infected. I’m not sorry. I’m proud of my Galloping Cunt Rot.

My doctor just said my body is a skank’s playground. I’m not mad.

5

Your crotch is so used to getting fucked it’s now a permanent feature

My crotch is now a permanent feature. I don’t even need a bed anymore.

I’ve had so many sluts my crotch has a life of its own.

My crotch is now a celebrity. It has its own Instagram.

6

Your privates are so worn out they look like they’ve been through a blender

My privates look like they went through a blender. I love it.

I’ve been with so many skanks my privates are now smooth like a baby’s butt.

My privates are so worn out I think they’re going to quit on me.