galloping crud

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A super gross, cruddy, fast-moving skin problem that only hits shiny, full-circle butt-heads. Everyone else gets a free pass. It’s like the universe is giving you a slap on the wrist for being a total dork.
My cousin got it after eating 10 hot dogs in one go. He looked like a fried egg with a face.
My teacher got it from touching a toilet seat. She now has a rash the size of a pizza.
My dog got it from rolling in a trash can. He smells like a dead sock.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A really bad, crusty, skin infection that goes full speed. It loves to attack people who think they’re perfect. The rest of us get a standing ovation. It’s like life is punishing you for being a show-off.
My dad got it from wearing the same shirt for a week. He looks like a burnt marshmallow.
My brother got it from licking a doorknob. Now he’s covered in goop.
My mom got it from sitting in the sun too long. She’s like a sunburn with extra flair.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A super ugly, fast-spreading rash that only hits the most shiny, full-circle butt-heads. The rest of us laugh at them. It’s like life is giving you a slap for being a total dork.
My friend got it from eating a whole pie in one bite. Now his face is like a crusted-up pancake.
My neighbor got it from touching a rusty gate. He looks like a fried potato chip.
My cat got it from rolling in a mud puddle. Now he’s covered in goo.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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