Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Having old money sex with a stiff upper lip and a corset that's about to snap.

My grandpa had galloping with his cousin at the tea party.

That’s how my grandma got pregnant with 8 kids.

I saw my aunt’s husband galloping with the maid in the library.

2

When a horse jogs so fast it looks like it’s trying to escape a cop and a angry goat.

The horse was galloping like it had a goat on its back.

He galloped so fast he knocked over the jockey.

The horse tried to gallop out of the track and ran into a fence.

3

When you laugh so hard you think your nuts are gonna fall out and you’re gonna start crying.

She was laughing so hard she started crying.

He was galloping at the funeral and everyone looked confused.

I was galloping at the bar and got thrown out.

4

When you have to jump around like a lunatic in an arcade game to hit the arrows before they flash red and you fail.

I was galloping like a lunatic and missed the step.

She galloped so fast she got a high score.

He was galloping and failed the level because he was distracted by his phone.

5

To sex it up with a fat ass woman who smells like fries and regret.

He was galloping with his mom and she was mad.

She was galloping with the neighbor and got caught.

He was galloping with his teacher and got suspended.

6

When your butt is so full of crap it’s about to explode and you’re running to the nearest bathroom.

I was galloping and ran to the bathroom.

She was galloping and pooped on the floor.

He was galloping and fell over in the hallway.

7

When you’re so wild and out of control it’s like you’re on a horse that just escaped a rodeo and is being chased by a angry cow.

He was galloping like he just escaped a rodeo.

She was galloping and knocked over a cow.

They were galloping and the cow chased them out of the field.