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Getting a hard-on from anything French, like the food, the people, or even the way they speak.
I saw a baguette and got a boner.
She wore a beret and I dropped my phone.
He got a passport just to flirt with a Frenchman.
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When you get so turned on by the French you'd rather sleep with a croissant than your own sister.
I married a Frenchman just to get a better croissant.
She skipped her period to go to Paris.
He left his wife for a baguette.
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When the French make you so horny you'd rather be stuck in a bistro than stuck in a relationship.
I broke up with my girlfriend to go to France.
He passed on his kid's birthday for a French kiss.
She quit her job to move to Lyon.
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You're so obsessed with the French you'd rather eat frog legs than eat your ex's leftovers.
I flew to France just to see a Frenchman eat frog legs.
He got a tattoo of the Eiffel Tower and a Frenchman's face.
She turned down a promotion for a date in Marseille.
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You're so turned on by the French you'd rather get yelled at by a Parisian than get yelled at by your mom.
I ran away from home to live in France.
He got a black eye from a French biker.
She got into a fight with a Frenchman over a baguette.
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You're so into the French you'd rather be stuck in a French classroom than be stuck in a bad relationship.
I moved to France just to sit next to a French guy.
He stayed in France for a year just to flirt with a teacher.
She dropped out of school to go to Paris with her crush.