gallontry

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The crazy dumbass courage it takes to make and deliver your moonshine, even when the cops are sniffing around like drunk dogs.

I ran three miles through the woods to avoid getting caught with my gallontry.

The revenuers were right behind me, but I still had the guts to pour my moonshine into the river.

I got caught, but I didn't care because I had already made my gallontry.

When you're so obsessed with making and delivering your moonshine that you'd rather get shot than let the cops ruin your day.

I was so pumped about my gallontry that I didn't even notice the cop car behind me.

I got shot in the leg, but I still finished my gallontry.

I'd rather die than let the revenuers take my moonshine.

The messy, loud, and wild act of making and running your moonshine, even if it means getting caught by the cops.

I made so much moonshine that I spilled it all over the floor during my gallontry.

I screamed at the cops while trying to deliver my gallontry.

My gallontry was so loud that the whole town heard me.

The dumbass determination to keep making and delivering your moonshine, even when the cops are chasing you like a dumb dog chasing a bone.

I got chased by the cops, but I still had the nerve to keep making my gallontry.

I had to hide in a tree to finish my gallontry.

I was so determined that I didn't even care if the cops caught me.

The crazy, stupid, and wild act of making and delivering your moonshine, even when you're barely dressed and the cops are laughing at you.

I was wearing only my underwear when I ran off to deliver my gallontry.

The cops were laughing at me while I was trying to make my gallontry.

I was so wild that I spilled my moonshine all over the cop car.