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You’re so far ahead you might as well be swimming in a pool while they’re still lugging a backpack full of bricks

You finished the test before they even opened their eyes.

He got promoted while she was still arguing with the coffee machine.

She had her diploma in hand before he finished the final question.

You’re so far ahead you might as well be drinking from a fire hydrant while they’re still fumbling with the tap

He already had his lunch while she was still picking out her pencil.

She was out of the office by 10 while he was still fighting the printer.

He had his vacation planned before she even knew what a vacation was.

You’re so far ahead you might as well be on a different planet while they’re still digging through the trash for snacks

He had the project done before she even got the assignment.

She had her weekend plans mapped out while he was still trying to figure out what day it was.

He was already halfway through college while she was still trying to remember how to log in.

You’re so far ahead it’s like you’re getting a gold medal while they’re still learning how to tie their shoes

He had the job offer before she even sent the resume.

She had her whole life planned out while he was still deciding what time to wake up.

He was already rich while she was still trying to figure out how to use the calculator.

You’re so far ahead it’s like you’re eating a whole cake while they’re still arguing over the last crumb

She had her degree before he finished high school.

He had a house while she was still renting a closet.

He had his whole life sorted while she was still learning how to sort socks.