gallon of cum

I poured a gallon of cum into Karen from accounting. She still thinks she's the main character.

I gave a gallon of cum to my ex. She texted me 10 minutes later: 'I miss you.'

I shot a gallon of cum into a barista. She gave me free coffee for a month.

I gave a gallon of cum to my girlfriend. She texted me: 'I’m still your queen.' I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a threat.

I dumped a gallon of cum on my coworker. She now sits in the corner and cries.

I blasted a gallon of cum into my crush. She now avoids me in the hallway.

I gave a gallon of cum to my neighbor. She now talks to me like I'm her best friend.

I shot a gallon of cum into my mom. She said, 'I always knew you were a wild kid.'

I dumped a gallon of cum on my teacher. He failed me for the rest of the year.