Gallon Head

My cousin is a gallon head. He thinks he’s Einstein just because he wears glasses.

That guy at the bar is a gallon head. He talked for an hour about his cat’s hair.

My teacher called me a gallon head because I kept asking why the sky is blue.

My friend is a gallon head. He needs a ladder to look at the ceiling.

That guy at the gym is a gallon head. He can’t fit through the door without bending over.

My mom says I’m a gallon head because I always eat too much pizza.

My brother is a gallon head. He believes aliens live in his closet.

That kid in class is a gallon head. He thinks he’s the president of the universe.

My neighbor is a gallon head. He talks to his plants and thinks they listen.