Gallon Douche

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That piece of garbage who brings a gallon of liquid to class like it's a survival mission. Who needs that much water when the class is only 3 hours long? Even a camel would be confused.
My teacher saw him chugging from a gallon jug like it was a fire hydrant.
He brought a gallon of soda and spilled it on the principal.
He tried to drink a gallon of water during lunch and puked on the floor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The biggest loser in the school who carries a gallon of liquid everywhere. It’s like he’s trying to drown the teacher with water.
He brought a gallon of milk and it turned into a milkshake disaster.
He brought a gallon of coffee and it was just extra work for the janitor.
He tried to bring a gallon of juice and it leaked everywhere.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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That idiot who brings a gallon of something to class like it’s the last day on Earth. Who needs that much hydration when you can just sip from a cup?
He brought a gallon of water and drank it all in 5 minutes.
He brought a gallon of soda and had to go to the bathroom 10 times.
He brought a gallon of juice and it smelled like a swamp.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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