Gallon away

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When someone is so far away in a game it feels like they’re swimming through a gallon of piss. No math needed. Just rage.

That guy is a gallon away. I can’t even see him.

She’s a gallon away and still beats me. How?!

He’s a gallon away and still snipes me. What is he, a ghost?

A gallon away means they’re so far you could pour a whole gallon of beer on them and they’d still be too far to drink it.

He’s a gallon away and still laughs at me. What’s his secret?!

That tank is a gallon away and still hits me. What’s up with that?!

She’s a gallon away and still kills me. I’m gonna cry.

You say someone is a gallon away when they’re so far it’s like they’re stuck in a gallon of motor oil. No help from math, just pure pain.

He’s a gallon away and I still have to deal with him. Why?!

That person is a gallon away and still outplays me. Why?!

She’s a gallon away and I still lose. What’s life?

When you’re so far from someone in a game it’s like they’re hiding in a gallon of toilet water. No calculations. Just pure embarrassment.

He’s a gallon away and I’m still the one who loses. Why?!

That person is a gallon away and still beats me. I hate life.

She’s a gallon away and still outplays me. I’m gonna scream.

A gallon away means they’re so far you could fill a gallon of soup with their stupidity and still have room for more.

He’s a gallon away and still beats me. I can’t take it anymore.

That guy is a gallon away and still laughs at me. Why?!

She’s a gallon away and still kills me. I’m done.

When someone is a gallon away, it’s like they’re floating in a gallon of spaghetti water. You can’t catch them, and you’re too tired to care.

He’s a gallon away and still outplays me. I’m dying.

That person is a gallon away and still beats me. I’m done.

She’s a gallon away and still kills me. I’m going to sleep.