Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you talk a basic girl into giving you head so you can make it big in the movie business.

Bro I just got a girl to blow me for my indie film. I’m a real galloed legend now.

She was a total noob but I convinced her she was gonna be famous.

I told her I was gonna be the next Tarantino and she believed me.

2

A person who gets more ass than a pizza delivery man and don’t give a damn about anything. They’re basically kings of the world.

That guy got laid 10 times last week and still came to class.

He’s like a king, and I’m just a peasant.

He’s the type of guy who doesn’t even need a crown to be a king.

3

A sticky green plant that makes you talk nonsense and forget your own name.

I ate so much weed I forgot my own name.

That weed was so good I started talking to the ceiling.

I got high and told my mom I was gonna be president.

4

A stupid word from Houston that means a fancy mall. It's like a big shopping center but with more money than sense.

That mall is the reason I spent all my allowance on shoes.

I went to the Galleria and bought 10 shirts.

That mall is so fancy it has a parking lot with a price tag.

5

A beer from Guatemala that’s so famous it has a chicken on the can. That chicken’s probably judging you.

That beer is so good I started a cult around it.

I drank that beer and now I think I’m a chicken.

That chicken on the bottle looks like it’s about to say something.

6

In Italian, it’s a rooster. In English, it’s the kind of bird that struts around like it owns the place.

That rooster thinks he’s king of the barn.

He walks around like he’s got a crown on.

That bird is so cocky he thinks he’s gonna win the Olympics.