Gallo Gag

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A fancy list that roasts someone who's super annoying (or a GG) with brutal detail. Looking at it makes you want to throw up or scream.
My GG chart has 27 reasons why he talks too much and smells like old socks.
I added 'sings in the shower at 3 AM' to my GG chart. It's a masterpiece.
My GG chart is so detailed it has a section on how he eats cereal with a fork.
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A map of all the ways someone is a pain in the butt (or a GG). It's so gross you'll probably gag or curse them out.
My GG map says he 'eats pizza crusts like they're gold' and 'uses the same napkin for five years.'
I drew my GG map with red ink because he's that bad.
My GG map has a traffic jam of insults and bad habits.
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A dirty spreadsheet full of trash talk about someone who’s a GG. It’s so bad you’ll want to vomit or punch them.
My GG spreadsheet has 15 rows about how he snorts coffee and talks in his sleep.
I named my GG spreadsheet 'The GG of All Gags' and it's true.
My GG spreadsheet has a column called 'Times He Used the Word 'Fascinating''.
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