gallivan

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 3d ago · 3 definitions

1
The kind of people who make your heart race and your pants fall down. They’re so hot, they could start a fire with just a look.
My cousin dated one. She still hasn’t stopped talking about it.
I saw one at the gym. I almost fainted.
My boss is one. I’m in trouble.
2
People so attractive, they make the opposite sex drop everything. They’re like a buffet, and you’re starving.
I asked my friend out. He said he was busy with one of them.
I walked by one at the store. I forgot to buy bread.
My neighbor is one. I can’t focus at work.
3
They’re the kind of people who make you forget your own name. They’re so good in bed, you’ll beg for mercy.
My brother dated one. He still can’t walk properly.
I saw one on a date. I almost joined them.
My teacher is one. I’m failing because I’m distracted.
xs