Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dude who plays Xbox so hard he makes you want to die

My cousin got destroyed by Gallimimus in Fortnite. He cried.

Gallimimus beat me in Rocket League. I still haven’t recovered.

He challenged me to a 30-minute battle royale. I lost. My dignity is gone.

2

The worst Xbox player who thinks he's a god

Gallimimus called me a noob. I called him a chicken.

He said he'd beat me in 5 minutes. It took 10.

He tried to flex. I flexed back. He cried.

3

A guy who plays Xbox and doesn't know when to quit

Gallimimus wouldn't stop playing. I had to turn off the console.

He kept coming back. I kept losing.

He stayed up all night. I got a headache from his stupidity.

4

The guy who makes your Xbox experience feel like a horror movie

Gallimimus killed me in 2 minutes. I screamed.

He didn’t even try. I still lost.

He was scary. I got a snack to calm down.

5

A total Xbox beast who thinks he's a king

Gallimimus crowned himself king of Xbox. I was just a peasant.

He had a throne. I had a controller.

He ruled the game. I ruled my snack.

6

The guy who plays Xbox like it’s a war

Gallimimus attacked me with a sword in Fortnite. I died.

He used 1000 skins. I used my brain.

He brought his friends. I brought my snacks.