Galliano Realness

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A fancy way of saying you look like a damn goddess, but with more glitter and less brain cells
'You look like you walked out of a fairy tale and forgot to take your pants off.'
'She’s got the Galliano Realness, like she was born in a beauty salon and dipped in gold.'
'He’s got the Galliano Realness, he’s the reason the mirror started crying.'
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When you look so good, people think you’re lying about your age and your intelligence
'She’s got the Galliano Realness, I swear she’s 15 and graduated college.'
'That guy walks in and the whole room thinks he’s a model and a genius.'
'You look like you just ate a unicorn and it was delicious.'
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A look so perfect, it makes your enemies jealous and your exes cry in the bathroom
'She walks in and my ex sobs in the corner like he lost his best friend.'
'He’s got the Galliano Realness, my enemies are now plotting to steal him.'
'You look so good, my dog walked up to you and started giving you kisses.'
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