Galleywomper

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A giant six-legged bug that flies around and shits on mosquitoes. It’s like the mosquito’s worst nightmare with a side of sass.

My cousin screamed when a galleywomper landed on her forehead.

I saw one eat a whole swarm of mosquitoes and then poop on my shoe.

The teacher told us to stop drawing galleywompers on the desk during math.

The mosquito’s personal assassin. It doesn’t just eat them, it laughs while it does it.

That galleywomper flew right into my lunch and ate my sandwich.

My dog chased one and got bit by the galleywomper’s butt.

I drew a galleywomper on my homework and got extra credit.

A flying bug that’s basically the mosquito’s worst enemy. It eats them and then gives them a middle finger.

My mom said the galleywomper was the reason I didn’t sleep last night.

I tried to catch one and it bit me instead.

My friend named his pet galleywomper ‘Sir Bites-a-Lot.’