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When you're so trashed you take all your clothes off and sprint like you're being chased by a bear that's also been drinking. Usually after guzzling dessert vodkas, then slamming gin, spiced rum, and jäger like it's your job.
I took my pants off and ran through the mall screaming about my ex.
He ran out of the bar shirtless and yelled, 'I'm the king of the night!'
She ripped her dress off and sprinted into the park like it was a race against death.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You get so wasted you strip down to nothing and bolt like you're trying to escape a giant, smelly, drunk monster. Usually after chugging dessert vodkas, then throwing back gin, spiced rum, and jäger like it's going out of style.
He took off his shirt and ran out of the restaurant like it was a fire drill.
She stripped and ran through the office yelling, 'I am the chaos!'
He ran down the street with no clothes on and said, 'I'm the king of the night!'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You're so blasted you take off every piece of clothing and bolt like you're being chased by a dragon that's also drunk. Usually after slamming dessert vodkas, then drinking gin, spiced rum, and jäger like it's a religion.
He took off all his clothes and ran through the street screaming about his mom.
She ran out of the club in the middle of the night, shirtless and yelling, 'I'm the queen of the night!'
He stripped and ran through the park like he was on a mission from God.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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