Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To chug so fast you turn into a drunk meatball in five seconds flat.

I drank the whole bottle of whiskey like it was my last chance to live.

He guzzled the beer so fast the bartender was jealous.

She chugged the rum like it was a fire she had to put out.

2

A stupid, lazy, drunk Irish gypsy with a ketchup-smeared cock.

That guy is a galleyed fool who thinks he's a king.

She's a galleyed mess with no idea what day it is.

He’s a galleyed idiot who eats ketchup for breakfast.

3

A crusty, old, flight attendant who smells like expired pizza and regret.

That flight attendant looks like she hasn’t seen a shower in ten years.

He’s the ugliest flight attendant I’ve ever met, like a bad dream.

She’s old, grumpy, and smells like airplane food.

4

A big, messy party when all the Dutch rudders come together and start screaming.

The galley was so loud I thought the plane was going to crash.

They all came together and made a total mess.

It was like a Roman galley party, and I was stuck in it.

5

A pilot who can’t wait to open the snack bag and yell at the passengers.

He opened the snack bag like it was a treasure map.

That pilot yells so loud when he opens the snacks it’s annoying.

She’s the worst snack opener I’ve ever seen.

6

When a girl is on her knees taking it dog style, then she goes full head between the legs and licks your balls like it’s a job.

She took it dog style and then licked my balls like it was her job.

That girl went full head between the legs and didn’t stop.

He got licked by her head like it was a surprise party.

7

A snack-serving person who makes you wish you had a snack of your own.

That flight attendant serves snacks like she’s your enemy.

He’s the worst snack server I’ve ever met.

She gives you a snack like it’s a punishment.