Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless, stupid, Irish gypsy with a ketchup-stained, tiny penis and no life goals.

He said he was going to be a rockstar, but he can't even spell 'galley.'

He tried to flirt with my grandma and got kicked out of the bar.

He brought ketchup to a family reunion and called it 'flavor.'

2

Drinking so fast you might vomit in your pants.

He drank three shots in ten seconds and passed out on the floor.

She chugged the whole bottle of wine and started talking to the ceiling.

He drank the whole beer in one go and immediately cried.

3

An old, wrinkly, smelly, flight attendant who smells like old pizza and regret.

She served me soup that looked like sludge and smelled like a dead raccoon.

She said she had been working on planes since the 80s and still hated her job.

She tried to flirt with me and I almost passed out from the smell.

4

A group of dumb Dutch guys with wobbly wheels all coming together like a drunk, ugly Roman pizza.

They all fell over and made a mess like a drunk kid in a candy store.

They met in the middle of the street and looked like a disaster waiting to happen.

They all tried to dance and looked like they were on a bad trip.

5

A pilot who can't wait to open the snacks and give everyone a show.

He opened the snack bag and it exploded like a fireworks show.

He tried to hand out chips and accidentally dropped them all on the floor.

He opened the drinks and one of them sprayed the whole back of the plane.

6

A hot person standing and taking it doggystyle, then wrapping their head around your legs and licking your balls like a dog.

She took it like a pro and then licked my balls like I was a treat.

He watched in awe as she turned into a ball-licking beast.

She took it and then wrapped her head around my legs and started licking like a dog.

7

A person who serves food and drinks on planes like it's their only chance at happiness.

She gave me a sandwich that looked like it had been dropped on the floor.

He served me coffee that was more like sludge.

She tried to make the meal look good and it still looked like a crime scene.