galleta

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A face-smasher that only a Cuban would dare to deliver with pride.

My cousin slapped my uncle so hard, his face looked like a pancake.

At the party, Maria gave John a galleta that made him cry like a baby.

The guy at the bar got a galleta from his ex and now he’s a sobbing mess.

A white guy who thinks he's cool, but he's just a cracker with a delusion.

That cracker tried to flirt with my sister and got roasted at the dinner table.

My neighbor is a cracker who still thinks he’s the king of the block.

My brother called my teacher a cracker and got sent to the principal's office.

The white powder that turns your brain to mush and makes you talk like a lunatic.

He snorted so much galleta, he started talking to the ceiling.

My friend got high on galleta and thought the fridge was his ex.

She took a hit of galleta and now she thinks she’s a superhero.

When you hype up a group like they’re about to win the Super Bowl and you’re the coach.

The coach screamed, 'Echenle galleta!' and the team ran like they were on fire.

My mom yelled, 'Echenle galleta!' and I started doing push-ups like a maniac.

The team got hyped up with 'Echenle galleta!' and won the game.

When a white guy gets some Mexican love, eats a cookie, and then throws it back like it's a dirty secret.

That white guy ate the cookie and then threw it back like it was a curse.

My uncle got a galleta from his girlfriend and then threw it back like it was a slap.

He ate the cookie, then puked it back out like it was poison.

A phrase that means someone gave you a cookie, but not the good kind.

My brother said, 'Me dieron una galleta,' and I knew he was mad.

She got a galleta from her boyfriend and then cried in the bathroom.

He got a galleta and now he’s stuck with a cookie that tastes like regret.