Gallet

I swear my gallet is eating my smegma like it's a bag of chips.

My gallet is so smegma-hungry, it's like it's never had a snack.

My gallet doesn’t just nibble, it devours smegma like it’s the last pizza on Earth.

That gallet is so smegma-savvy, it could be a smegma connoisseur.

I told my gallet it was the last smegma of the year, it cried.

My gallet eats smegma like it's a Friday night.

My gallet is like a smegma vacuum, it doesn’t stop until it’s full.

My gallet just ate my smegma and then took a nap.

That gallet is so smegma-hungry, it’s like it’s been waiting for this all day.