gallery host

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A gallery host is a smelly guy named Abby who works at a hotel and yells confused directions at elevators like they’re his enemy.

Abby screamed, 'The elevators are in the lobby, but maybe they’re not!' I had to find the stairs.

Abby told me to go left, then right, then left again. I'm not even sure I'm in the hotel anymore.

Abby said, 'Just follow the smell of burnt toast.' I did. Now I’m in the basement.

A gallery host is a place where rich people argue over paintings while the poor clean up the mess.

The gallery host was just a room with a fancy table and a bunch of people yelling about a cat painting.

At the gallery host, I saw two men fight over a painting of a sad potato. It was glorious.

The gallery host had a sign that said, 'No touching the art, unless you’re rich.'