gallery crawl

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A group of people stumble from gallery to gallery, too wasted to realize the ‘art’ they’re staring at is just someone’s bad mood painted on a wall.

I walked past three galleries and didn’t remember any of them. I just wanted more wine.

The ‘art’ looked like my dog’s revenge.

I saw a painting that looked like my ex’s face after I left.

When a mob of drunks goes from one art place to the next, not caring if the ‘art’ is just a pile of broken crayons and bad decisions.

I saw a canvas that looked like my mom’s fridge.

That sculpture was just a trash can with a face.

The ‘art’ looked like my dog’s breakfast.

A bunch of drunks walk from gallery to gallery, completely ignoring the ‘art’ because they’re too busy arguing about whose wine is better.

I spent more time fighting my friend over wine than looking at the art.

The ‘art’ looked like my dog’s opinion of my life.

That painting looked like my boss’s face on a bad day.