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A run-down apartment building in Cobleskill, NY, where the only thing worse than the smell of old pizza is the smell of old rednecks. Now it’s a party spot where the cops show up like they’re going to a rave.
"Gallery parties are like a meatball sub, messy and full of sauce.", @PartyKing2010
"I woke up in Gallery with a stranger and a half-eaten pizza.", @GalleryLife
"Gallery is the only place where cops come to dance.", @CopDancer
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The kid who sits in the back of class like a ghost, staring at the ceiling while the teacher yells at everyone else.
"He’s the reason I failed math.", @StudentLife
"He’s like a ghost who only shows up on test days.", @ClassGhost
"He looks at the ceiling like it’s a secret message.", @CeilingWatch
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fancy piece of junk on a monocle that costs more than your mom’s car, but it makes you look like a rich f*** who needs to be fed.
"My monocle has a gallery, it’s like a gold-plated f***ing snack bar.", @RichGuy
"It’s the only thing that stops my eyelashes from getting in my soup.", @MonocleMan
"I paid $200 for a gallery, and I still don’t know what it does.", @PoorGuy
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Going to art shows and acting like you know what’s going on, even if you think it’s just a bunch of colors on a wall.
"I went to a gallery and said it was ‘deep’, I didn’t even know what ‘deep’ meant.", @ArtHater
"I criticized a painting like it was my ex.", @GalleryJudge
"I went to a gallery and left with a headache and a $10 bill.", @ArtLover
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A secret hangout for f***ed-up people who do drugs and talk about their problems like they’re on a podcast.
"I went to the gallery and met my new best friend, he had a needle in his hand.", @DrugFriend
"It’s like a drug store, but with more drama.", @GalleryDrama
"They sell drugs and drama, it’s like a combo pack.", @DrugDrama
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The worst kind of drug house, it’s like a crack house, but with more f***ing and less sense.
"I went to the peanut gallery and came out with a headache and a new best friend.", @HeroinLife
"It’s like a crack house, but with more f***ing.", @GalleryCrack
"They sell heroin and drama, it’s like a combo pack.", @HeroinDrama
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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