Gallerator

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A made-up word that Scruggs thinks he invented. He uses it like a cheap trick to sound cool when he’s just being an idiot.
"I’m a Gallerator, baby!", Scruggs, after he spilled coffee on a painting.
"Gallerator? That’s the most basic thing I’ve ever heard.", His ex, who also left him.
"He’s a Gallerator. That means he’s allowed to be wrong.", The art teacher, who hated him.
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A guy who hits on girls like they’re a free meal. He’s also a guy who thinks he’s the best at it. Some people used to call him a Girler, but now that sounds old and sad.
"I’m a Gallerator. I hit on girls and I’m good at it.", A guy who hit on three girls in one day.
"Gallerator? That’s just a guy who can’t keep his eyes off a girl.", His friend, who was annoyed.
"He’s a Gallerator. He’s like a meatball and he’s proud of it.", His mom, who was tired of his behavior.
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A person who loves to go to art galleries and then yells about how bad the art is. They might even do it with a group of people, like a gang of art-hating lunatics.
"I went to the gallery and I hated every painting. I’m a Gallerator.", A guy who said the art was ‘just a mess.’
"We all went to the gallery and we all hated it. We’re Gallerators.", A group of people who were all wrong.
"She’s a Gallerator. She looked at the art and said it was ‘trash.’", Her friend, who agreed with her.
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A person who’s like a gallery owner and a curator combined. They sell art and they also pick it out. They’re like a superpower in a human body.
"I’m a Gallerator. I pick the art and I sell it. I’m like a superhuman.", A guy who thought he was important.
"She’s a Gallerator. She arranges the art and sells it like it’s magic.", Her friend, who thought she was cool.
"He’s a Gallerator. He’s the best at being a gallery owner and a curator. He’s like a robot with a soul.", His coworker, who hated him.
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