Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Pooping on someone's face and using your butt to scrub it in like you're trying to erase the face forever. Meatloaf probably did this when he said, 'I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.'

My cousin galleoned my mom during her birthday and she cried like a baby.

My friend did this to his crush and got expelled.

My brother galleoned his teacher and got a D on his math test.

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2

The worst video game ever made. It's so bad it might as well be a torture method for people who hate life.

That game was so bad my friend cried after playing it for 20 minutes.

My mom played it and threw up.

I tried to beat it and now I hate my life.

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3

Trying to get a blowjob while swinging on a pirate ship. Most people fail and end up waiting for sex later.

My friend asked for a blowjob on the pirate ship and got rejected.

I tried it and the ship made me throw up.

He asked for a blowjob and ended up getting a punch in the face.

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4

A big, old wooden boat from way back when. It was used by pirates and people who hated the sea.

The galleon was so big it looked like a floating house.

My history teacher said it was used by pirates.

It was so old it might have been from the time of dinosaurs.

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5

The best song ever made. It was so good it might have been written by God himself.

That song was so good it made me cry.

I listened to it every day and got better at math.

It was so good my dog started dancing.

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6

When you get turned on by a galleon. It's like being in love with a boat.

My friend is in love with a galleon and drew it on his math test.

I like galleons and my crush asked me why.

He fell in love with a boat and got a B on his science test.

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7

A Spanish ship that sailed between Asia and the Americas. It carried Chinese stuff and also brought slaves from the Philippines to Mexico.

The galleon was like a floating store with Chinese goods.

It brought slaves to Mexico and made the people rich.

It sailed the Pacific and was used by pirates.

by Slangipedia 12d ago