Gallente

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Gallente are the biggest f***ing posse in Eve-online. They scream about democracy while their ships look like a f***ed-up neon sign. They use drones like a bunch of f***ing ants and take f***ing forever to die.
"Why do they keep sending drones? Are they f***ing insane?" - A Caldari pilot getting swarmed.
"Democracy? Please. They just want free f***ing drinks." - A Minmatar pilot at a bar.
"They have the f***ing patience of a saint. Or a f***ed-up robot." - A player watching a Gallente ship slowly explode."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gallente are just the f***ing devs. They think they're cool, but they're just there to make you f***ing mad. They made the game, so they get to f***ing laugh at you.
"Why do they get to be the best? They're just the f***ing devs!" - A player getting wrecked by a Gallente ship.
"They're the f***ing devs. Of course they're f***ing invincible." - A player throwing a tantrum in chat.
"They made the game, so they get to f***ing win." - A player slapping their head in frustration."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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