gallenberger

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The king of chaos who doesn't quit until the cops are forced to arrest him for being too loud.

He started a fight in a mall and wouldn't stop until the cops showed up.

He yelled at a traffic light like it owed him money.

He tried to rob a vending machine and got stuck inside.

A man who fights everyone, everywhere, even if it's just a sandwich.

He punched a guy for stealing his sandwich.

He challenged a security guard to a duel in the middle of the street.

He got into a wrestling match with a pigeon.

A guy who won't stop being a pain in the ass until the police come to rescue him from his own stupidity.

He yelled at a cop for no reason and got arrested.

He tried to start a fire in a library and got kicked out.

He fought a cop just to prove he could.