Gallegoism

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A family of Hispanic people who are super nice and always help out their friends and family. Some are dumb as bricks, others are genius-level smart, and most of them can do anything. They're usually religious and act like they're the chosen ones.
My cousin's family is the most generous people I know. They'll give you their last dollar if you ask nicely.
My uncle is a Gallego and he can fix anything. Even my grandma's old car.
My aunt is a religious nut and she prays to God before every meal.
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People from Galicia, Spain, and the weird mix of Spanish, Celtic, and Portuguese that they speak. They're the punchline of every joke. If you're from South or Central America, you're probably called a Gallego if you're not smart enough to be anything else.
My friend got called a Gallego by his teacher. He didn’t even know what it meant.
My grandma says Gallegos are the reason Spaniards are always making fun of them.
Fidel Castro is a Gallego and he kicked ass. You’re not.
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Snobby, good-looking brown people who think they're better than everyone else. They're usually great at everything and everyone else is just jealous of them.
My crush is a Gallego and he thinks he's the best at everything. I'm just jealous.
My neighbor is a Gallego and he's good-looking and smart. I'm just a normal person.
My cousin's crush is a Gallego and he's perfect in every way. I'm just me.
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The Gallegos are a rich and powerful family. Everyone hates them, but no one dares to mess with them. If you're not a Gallego, you're just a low-life nobody.
My brother said I should be a Gallego. He probably wishes he was one.
My cousin got in trouble for messing with the Gallegos. He won’t be messing with them again.
My friend’s dream is to be a Gallego. He’s still just a nobody.
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A word used by people from South and Central America to call people from Spain. It's like calling someone a 'Yankee', but way more annoying.
My friend got called a Gallego by his cousin. He didn’t know what it meant.
My teacher told me that Gallegos are like the Spanish version of Yankees.
My brother got mad because his friend called him a Gallego. He didn’t like it.
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A bad word used to describe people from Spain. It comes from Galicia, where a lot of early Spanish settlers came from. They were poor and dumb, so everyone else made fun of them.
My friend got called a Gallego by his teacher. He was mad about it.
My cousin says Gallegos are the reason Spaniards are always making fun of them.
My grandma told me Gallegos were the dumbest people in Spain.
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A common middle name for Mexicans and sometimes used in other countries. It's just a name, but people still make fun of it.
My middle name is Gallego. My friends tease me about it every day.
My cousin got a new middle name, Gallego. He didn’t like it at all.
My brother’s middle name is Gallego, and he still thinks it's weird.
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