galldera

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a person who talks too much and makes no sense
My cousin is a galldera. He talks for 10 minutes about his cat's hair.
She texted me 20 times about the weather. Total galldera.
He tried to explain his dream. It was a galldera moment.
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someone who takes forever to say something simple
He said 'hi' in 3 paragraphs. Total galldera.
She took 10 minutes to say 'I'm tired.' Galldera life.
He explained how to tie a shoe like it's a college lecture. Galldera.
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a person who makes everything sound like a big deal
He spilled coffee. Total galldera. It was like the end of the world.
She said 'I'm hungry.' Like it was a crisis. Galldera.
He dropped a pen. It was a galldera event.
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a person who never stops talking and says stupid stuff
He talked the whole time and said things like 'the sky is blue because it’s tired.' Galldera.
She told me her dog is a superhero. Total galldera.
He said ‘the sun is a banana’ and I knew he was a galldera.
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a person who talks too much and everyone else wants to die
He talked for an hour and I wanted to scream. Galldera.
She wouldn’t stop talking. I was ready to murder her. Total galldera.
He explained his sandwich like it was a thesis. Galldera.
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