Gallawhacker

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A soggy paper towel that gets flung at people’s faces like a wet ninja trying to blind them.
My friend got gallawhacked during lunch and cried like a baby.
I saw the teacher get gallawhacked by a student who had a grudge.
The principal got gallawhacked during a meeting and spilled coffee everywhere.
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A wet paper towel that hits you so hard, it feels like your face got dunked in a toilet.
He gallawhacked me during a test and I failed because I was distracted.
The gallawhacker got me right in the eye and I had to leave class.
She gallawhacked her crush and he turned red like a tomato.
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A paper towel that’s been soaked and thrown like a missile, aiming to make you look like a fool.
He gallawhacked me in front of the whole school and I had to hide in the bathroom.
I gallawhacked my brother and he ran out screaming like a chicken.
The gallawhacker hit me so hard, my glasses flew off.
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A paper towel that’s been drenched and thrown at you like a curse from the toilet gods.
I got gallawhacked by my crush and I tripped and fell.
He gallawhacked me during a math test and I got a zero.
She gallawhacked her teacher and he had to go to the nurse.
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A wet paper towel that hits you with the force of a thousand soaked towels, just to make you look bad.
He gallawhacked me during a dance and I missed my steps.
I gallawhacked my mom and she gave me a grounding.
She gallawhacked the principal and he had to apologize.
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A soaked paper towel that’s thrown at you like it’s your fault you exist.
He gallawhacked me at lunch and I had to eat soup for the rest of the day.
I gallawhacked my friend and he got a detention.
She gallawhacked the teacher and he gave her an A.
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