gallaway

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A beer pong rookie who can't even aim straight and ends up spilling beer on their pants like it's a fashion statement.

I tried to play beer pong and missed every shot. Now my pants are soaked and I look like a drowned rat.

He threw the cup and missed completely. The beer went everywhere, even on the ceiling.

She tried to bounce the ball and it went off the table. Now she's stuck with a wet shirt and no friends.

When you drop your phone so many times while drunk that it feels like you're doing a dance with your phone and the floor.

I dropped my phone six times in one night. It’s like it’s trying to escape my life.

He pulled a Gallaway and broke his phone while trying to text his ex. Now he’s crying and texting with his fingers.

She was so drunk she dropped her phone on the floor, then kicked it. Now it’s broken and she’s mad.

A sweaty, steroid-powered beast who smells like gym socks and victory after a hard workout.

He worked out so hard he smelled like a gym sock and looked like he just won the Olympics.

She sweated so much during her workout that she smelled like a wet dog and a gym sock.

He took so many steroids he smelled like a gym sock and looked like he was about to explode.