gallavade

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A tiny group of people chatting like they’re the main characters in a bad soap opera. Usually involves tea, snacks, and someone’s mom showing up uninvited.

My aunt’s gallavade is just her, my cousin, and her cat arguing about who the best baker is.

At the gallavade, I spilled tea on my boss and now I’m banned from the group.

The gallavade was so loud, the neighbors called the police and got in on the action.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A bunch of people talking nonsense while sipping tea like it’s a life-or-death situation. It’s just people being weird and pretending it matters.

My gallavade was just me and my friend arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza.

The gallavade broke out into song because someone said 'blueberry' too many times.

At the gallavade, my uncle told a joke that was so bad, it made my grandma cry.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A small group of people who talk way too much and drink way too much tea. It’s like a meeting, but no one actually does anything.

My gallavade started with a tea party and ended with me crying over a broken cookie.

At the gallavade, we talked for three hours and only got one thing done: arguing.

The gallavade was so loud, my neighbor came over and joined in.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A tiny group of people who think they’re important and spend way too much time talking about nothing. Usually involves tea and bad decisions.

My gallavade was just my sister, my mom, and my cat debating whether the sky is really blue.

At the gallavade, we decided to rename the cat 'Sir Fluffington' and now it won’t stop meowing at me.

The gallavade turned into a full-blown argument about who’s the best at folding laundry.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A little group of people who talk way too much and drink way too much tea. It’s like a meeting, but everyone’s just being annoying.

My gallavade was just me and my friend arguing about the best cereal ever.

At the gallavade, we talked for two hours and only got one thing done: being loud.

The gallavade got so loud, my neighbor came over and started talking too.

by Slangipedia 3d ago