Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A magical school inside NYU where people do whatever the hell they please and no one cares.

I skipped class and nobody even noticed. Gallatin is the best.

My professor let me write a poem about tacos for my final exam.

I showed up in pajamas and got an A.

2

A place where people get to be total jerks and still pass all their classes.

I failed my math test and still got a B because I dressed up as a wizard.

I didn’t show up for three weeks and still passed the class.

My professor gave me credit for talking nonsense in class.

3

A school that lets you sleep all day and still graduate with honors.

I missed half my classes and still got an A.

I used my dog as a study partner and passed the test.

I took a nap during the final and still got an A.

4

A school where teachers let you fail and still give you a passing grade.

I got a D and still passed the class because I wore a hat during the final.

My professor gave me an A for showing up in a banana costume.

I didn’t do any work and still got a B.

5

A school that’s basically a vacation and you still get good grades.

I took a trip to Paris and still passed my class.

I showed up in a superhero costume and got an A.

I didn’t do my homework and still got a B.

6

A place where people don’t do their work and still graduate happy.

I didn’t write any essays and still got an A.

I took a nap during class and got a B.

I wore a chicken suit to my final and passed the test.