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When a Chomo gets caught in a lie and his brain short-circuits like a fried toaster.
"You said you never missed a workout!" "I didn't... I just... I did!"", Chomo's brain just exploded."
Chomo tried to say he didn't cheat on the test. His face turned red like a neon sign screaming 'LIE!'"
Chomo said he'd eat his hat if he failed. Now he's wearing it like a helmet and it's still on fire.
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When a Chomo gets busted for lying and his brain goes on strike.
"You didn't finish your homework?" "I did! I just... didn't."", Chomo's brain just walked out on him."
Chomo said he had a dog. Turns out it was a neighbor's cat. His brain quit mid-lie.
Chomo lied about being rich. His brain took a sick day and left him with a 20-dollar bill.
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When a Chomo is caught lying and his brain tries to escape through his nose.
"You said you could beat me in a race!" "I can! I just... I can't."", Chomo's brain tried to run away and got stuck in his nostril."
Chomo told his mom he got an A. She said she'd take him to the zoo. His brain ran out of his nose and got stuck in a monkey cage.
Chomo lied about being a superhero. His brain tried to fly out of his nose and got eaten by a pigeon.
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