gallantree

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A teacher who thinks they're cool but is just full of hot air and bad grades

My gallantree tried to explain photosynthesis like it was a rap battle. It wasn’t.

He called me a ‘dormant leaf’ in front of the whole class. I was just tired.

He gave me a D+ because I fell asleep. I was just being a good plant.

When you fight a giant tree like it's a boss in a video game, but you're just using a pencil

I tried to save the forest from the evil oak. I used a pencil. It was a mistake.

The gallantree was so brave, he tried to punch a tree. It didn’t work.

She fought a tree with a fork. The tree won.