1 a guy who’s so soft he’d cry if you sneeze at him Expand He cried when I told him my dog diedHe cried when I made him eat a hot dogHe cried when I asked him to do a dance + Examples
2 a guy who’s always sniffing for a chance to get some Expand He asked me if I wanted to go to a movieHe asked me if I wanted to go to the mallHe asked me if I wanted to go to a restaurant + Examples
3 a guy who can make anyone come just by looking at them Expand He looked at me and I cameHe looked at my sister and she cameHe looked at my mom and she came + Examples
4 a guy who’s so funny he makes you pee your pants Expand He made me laugh so hard I peed my pantsHe made my sister laugh so hard she peed her pantsHe made my dad laugh so hard he peed his pants + Examples
5 a guy who dumps his cum on a girl’s butt like it’s a crime scene Expand He shot his cum on my butt like it was a movieHe shot his cum on my sister’s butt like it was a movieHe shot his cum on my mom’s butt like it was a movie + Examples
6 a guy who smacks his junk on a girl like it’s a piñata Expand He smacked his junk on me like it was a piñataHe smacked his junk on my sister like it was a piñataHe smacked his junk on my dad like it was a piñata + Examples
7 a red-haired guy who’s into gay parties in the back of a restaurant Expand He was at a gay party in the back of a restaurantHe was at a gay party in the back of a dinerHe was at a gay party in the back of a bar + Examples