Gallager's Angry Dragon

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A guy turns into a raging monster and instead of giving the girl a punch, he hits her with a giant hammer like she’s a brick wall. Usually happens when the girl dumps him, and she ends up looking like a broken piñata.
My ex did the Gallager's Angry Dragon at our breakup. I looked like a meatball after that.
He hit her with a hammer so hard, the neighbors thought there was a construction site in the living room.
She didn’t survive the Gallager’s Angry Dragon, she just became a floor tile.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy goes full beast mode and instead of punching the girl, he bonks her with a hammer like she’s a rotten egg. Breakups are the main reason this happens, and it’s usually fatal.
He bonked her with a hammer so hard, the sound echoed through the whole block.
My cousin’s ex did the Gallager’s Angry Dragon and she ended up in the hospital with a headache that lasted a month.
That hammer hit her so hard, it felt like a surprise party from the inside.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy flips his lid and instead of giving the girl a slap, he smashes her with a hammer. It’s usually at breakups and the girl is lucky if she walks away with just a broken nose.
He flipped his lid and smashed her with a hammer like she was a piece of furniture.
Her ex did the Gallager’s Angry Dragon and she looked like a pancake after that.
He hit her with a hammer so hard, the neighbors called the police thinking it was a murder.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy turns into a beast and hits the girl with a hammer instead of giving her a punch. This happens during breakups and the girl usually ends up looking like a sidewalk.
He hit her with a hammer like she was a sidewalk and she didn’t look back.
My friend’s ex did the Gallager’s Angry Dragon and she was out for the rest of the week.
He hit her so hard with that hammer, it felt like she had a faceplant with a brick.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy gets so angry during a breakup that he grabs a hammer and smashes the girl instead of giving her a punch. The girl is often left looking like she was in a fight with a wall.
He grabbed a hammer and smashed her like it was a game show.
Her ex did the Gallager’s Angry Dragon and she looked like a charcoal drawing after that.
He hit her with a hammer so hard, the sound woke up the whole neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy goes full-on rage mode during a breakup and hits the girl with a hammer like she’s a bag of potatoes. The girl is usually left with more bruises than a football player.
He went full-on rage mode and hit her with a hammer like she was a bag of potatoes.
My sister’s ex did the Gallager’s Angry Dragon and she looked like a punchbag after that.
He hit her so hard with that hammer, she had a headache for a week.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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