1 Breasts so nice they make your brain shut down Expand My mom walked in and I died instantlyI saw them and my dog got jealousI looked at them and my phone fell out of my hand + Examples
2 Tits so good they should be illegal Expand I got a ticket for looking at themMy boss got distracted and forgot my raiseI cried because they were so perfect + Examples
3 Breasts that make you forget your own name Expand I walked past them and forgot who I wasI stared too long and my dog called me 'dude'I got lost in their glow and my phone died + Examples