Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Stalking someone on Google Streetview. It’s like being a creepy ghost who can’t even bother to hide. You just sit there, laughing like a madman, while they walk by clueless.

I galked my ex for a year just to see if she’d finally snap.

I galked my mom’s house because I thought she was cheating on my dad.

I galked my neighbor’s dog and it gave me the evil eye.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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Saying ‘Galk’ when you’re happy or when you know someone else is also happy. You say it twice fast, like you’re trying to out-joy them.

Galk Galk! I just got a 100 on my math test!

Galk Galk! I ate the last pizza slice.

Galk Galk! My cat just pooped on my shoes.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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To Google Chat someone. It’s like texting but with more emojis and less actual conversation.

I galked my best friend at 2 AM because I couldn’t sleep.

I galked my teacher to ask if I could leave early.

I galked my crush and it was the worst.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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What your ex-wife could give you back in the 90s but nobody had a name for it yet. It was like getting a slap and a bad haircut at the same time.

My ex-wife gave me a galk and I still haven’t recovered.

I got a galk and my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

That galk was worse than my first job.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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Talking through GIFs. It’s like trying to explain your feelings with a cartoon and a lot of nonsense.

I sent my crush a cat GIF and now I’m confused.

My mom texts me a dancing chicken GIF every day.

I had a whole conversation through GIFs and it made no sense.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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Girl Talk. Short for Galk. Not to be confused with Gock. It’s like talking about your life but only with your best friend and no one else.

I had the best Galk with my best friend and it was amazing.

My Galk was interrupted by my brother and it was a disaster.

I had a Galk and it was the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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Someone who is constantly gorfling around with helks. They’re like a mess, always running around and never stopping.

My cousin is a total galk, running around like a maniac.

That galk just spilled coffee on my laptop.

I can’t stand that galk, he’s always making noise.

by Slangipedia 12d ago